I'm so awkward, they named a creature of the sea after me. #awktopus
Kelsey | 22 | TX | Former Barista
Lover of life | Mother of kittens
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
I havent had a well made espresso drink since I left the company.
If you’re in the DFW area and know what you’re doing, hit me up with when and where you work. I need a fix.
Man I wish I hadn’t just left or else I’d totally make you an awesome drink.
Today a guy came in and ordered a venti nonfat mocha. This guy comes in probably once a week and I recognized his face but I have a lot of customers, so I didn't remember his name for the cup. He rolled his eyes and said it (this isn't his real name): "DAY. VID. Maybe eventually you'll remember it. " I covered up my name tag and said "okay, what's MY name?" He was silent for a second then said "uh...well now I feel like a jackass." That's right motherfucker, the world doesn't revolve around you.